useless-englandfacts:

kushblazer666:

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this is my favourite one

myjetpack:

A recent cartoon for New Scientist

violentdevotion:

violentdevotion:

rose tyler hated her shitty job, wore £1 mascara, charity shop sweatpants, boxed hair bleach, couldn’t keep her room clean, hated rich people, was called a slag by the queen, constantly chat shit about her mum, slapped a guy that made her mum cry, astonished herself when she could do maths, 19 year old runaway, and the most beautiful woman on my tv 2005 - 2006

she rewrote her own history so she could hold her dad as he died and realigned the stars so she could save the doctor

rivalsforlife:

First Images from Takarazuka’s The Great Ace Attorney Musical

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First images of the Great Ace Attorney Musical production put on by Takarazuka! The first official showing is in eleven hours of me making this post, so hopefully there will be some more photos then. In the meantime, I’ve found this article, which is where the above pictures are from.

I’m still tragically reliant on google translate, but from what I can tell, the article also reports that the first act involves Sholmes helping out Ryunosuke when he’s being asked to return to Japan on the orders of Hart Vortex/Mael Stronghart. There is a scene in the second act that involves Ryunosuke walking through the audience, and the article states the highlight of the show is the “Objection!” in the courtroom battle between Ryunosuke and van Zieks.

There should be more information as the performances officially begin, and I will do my best to report on those as fast as possible for anyone who’s interested.

hpkn:

artfight 2023 - team vampires - 15

blaire, celia, and petra @knightmare-fantail

artfight.net/~pumpkino

Ayyyy, that me women!! ✨🌟💖🌼💜💙💚

merrigel:

Harrow the Ninth | Harrow the First | Nona the Ninth

lesbianfrannyglass:

The bulk sale of mechanical pencils is what’s wrong with this country…. To encourage the quick disposal of this elegant device that was originally conceived to be refillable and modular…. Trying desperately to recreate the ecstasy of a bouquet of freshly sharpened wooden pencils… we should each be given one mechanical pencil at birth and only given a new one if there is a fire

txttletale:

futuristicballoondream:

detectivehole:

thanks drunk me i really appreciate this

i’m not you and i don;t smoke but for some reason I looked? And I found  my missing hot water bottle and a cable so thanks.

Have you ever heard of something called the morphogenetic field?

goodscreencaps:

just-verne:

quantum-dragon:

stephenroot:

Royalists are from a different planet, dude.

Joe doesn’t care. He’s Irish!

emeraldwhale:

emeraldwhale:

emeraldwhale:

Fermenting in a butch honoring way

I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING

@dramaticromantic

STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POST

heycrabman:

ayeforscotland:

Oh god.

bakwaaas:

Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

chimpanzeedotcom:

I hate my followers so much it’s unreal. Not even a proper fucking Tesco’s